Speaking of Quacks

I copped a slap in the face with a soggy dish cloth over a recent remark I made about Doctors.

I used the term "Quacks," not necessarily about Doctors in general, but more specifically about those who try to show more knowledge than they have, about transgender issues.

But of course, at Pe, there are the mental as anythings, who have to take anything the wrong way.

I don't make any secret that I have little respect for anyone who wants to preach to those like us, who have more, much more usually, knowledge about this subject.

But this is not a railment about Doctors who are above themselves in trans matters.

No,no,no, this is a blog about DUCKS.

We, who are ever so priviledged to live in the lofty realms of Western Oztralia, have in our midst a Doctor by the name of Dr Duck, Dr Greg Duck, to be precise and it has come to my attention, that this good Doctor, which no doubt he is, is an amateur when it comes to trans matters, which in my book, thin as it may be, makes him a quack.

So, as my Mai left for Thailand yesterday, for I desperately hope, is only a short time before returning to my waiting arms, not to mention my body, which I will anyway, I thought I might have some fun with you lot, who are world famous, well within the constraints of Pinkessence, in coming up with relevant, irrevelant, irreverent, or just plain daft names, something akin to our Dr Duck ( and I can copy and paste, as well as reprint, the author, a transozgirl, in Perth West Oz, if it should be disputed )

Only one stipulation, they must be genuine, or in Oz-speak, ridgy didge,( which means true blue, or if you must, real) and verifiable on google( seeing as none of you have Rachelpedia(c) which is a far better source than that fakir(sic) wikipedia)

Now I am sure and certain that our beloved quack is the most competent of Doctors, except when a trans girl lobs into his surgery and asks for estrogen because.........

So, are there any takers on funny names that tie in with their reputation, or perhaps their profession, or perhaps their professional reputation, or is that reputational profession.

Strewth Mai, don't be gone too long, pleaseeeee..

Without my Mai by my side, I need a laugh or three.