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an 86 year old man goes for a physical
the dr say Gary everything looks great!,how are you doing emotionally,are you at peace with God?
Gary replies ,God and i are tight!
He knows i have poor eyesight so when i get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,POOF! the light goes on and when i'm done POOF! the light goes out.
Wow thats incredible the dr says.
A little while later in the day the dr calls garys wife.
Rachel he says,Gary is doing just fine, but i had to call because i'm in awe of his relationship with god.
Is it true when he gets up in the night to use the bathroom POOF! the light goes on,and when he's done POOF! the light goes off?


OH MY GOD!!!! HE'S PEEING IN THE REFRIGERATOR AGIAN!!!!

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Comment by Rachel King on February 20, 2011 at 8:01am
Hahahahaha, bloody bewdiful.
Goodness gracious, thankyou Lord that I keep the amber fluid, the cold gold, in the beer fridge.
Comment by Bettie Nice on March 29, 2011 at 8:57am
that's soo oold but still soo goood

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