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In my next life, I'd like to be a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.

You do nothing but sleep for 6 months.

I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.

I could deal with that too.

Being a girl bear, you birth your children( who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.

I could definitely deal with that.

When you are Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.

You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.

If your cubs get out of line, you cuff them too.

I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling.

They expect that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

Thanks Pam A.

Another of your usual "goodies"

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Comment by Caroline Grace on October 28, 2012 at 6:32am

hahahahah... I almost wish to be a bear, too.

Comment by Kathy Murdock on October 28, 2012 at 7:39am

You mention the good aspects of being a bear, I don't think I could deal with the idea of having to eat people (ok...maybe some people)!

Comment by Julia Giannopoulos on October 28, 2012 at 7:55am

I just enjoy the thought of killing and tearing the flesh from bones of the prey that was unlucky enough to be caught by me.

Comment by Rachel King on October 28, 2012 at 8:16am

Yup, had bacon and eggs this very morning.

Almost a Sunday ritual.

Spare ribs is a favourite too.

Bear ribs, I haven't tried but bare ribs on  rye Mai is my favourite dish of all time.

And Kathy, sometimes we have to grin and bear it, the purple people eater is still alive and well.

Comment by Erin Detty on October 28, 2012 at 9:09am

That's cute, sounds like someone I live with. Bacon and eggs is always good and so are Bare Ribs.

Comment by Julia Giannopoulos on October 28, 2012 at 11:33am

@ Kathy,

That's the attitude to have! Eat and devour before being eaten. YAY!!

Comment by Galina Edwards on October 28, 2012 at 11:36am

I am glad you want to be a bear and bare it all in the natural.

No bare bears do not eat people.  They eat fish are basically vegetarians, but they do kill people.

Bears are smart and they really don't want to be known as vegetarians because vegetarian means BAD HUNTER!

HUG to ALL

Comment by Kathy Murdock on October 28, 2012 at 2:02pm

Julia your response is consistent with what I have come to know and love about you.  Please don’t put my name in your black book!

Comment by Julia Giannopoulos on October 28, 2012 at 2:34pm

No worries kathy but I bet you are worthy of catching. ;O)

Comment by Rachel King on October 29, 2012 at 4:33am

I remember Tad Hunter, ever so cute he was, but Bad Hunter, ummmmm,scratching head.....

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