I hear you!!

In 1967 in vietnam,I lost my right eardrum and some hearing in my left ear.

this last july the va replaced my right eardrum,and for the first time in over 40 years i could hear out of both ears.I thought this is great,what gould be better!!

yesterday the va gave me hearing aids,and I discovered that I am one noisey old broad

when i try and tiptoe accross the floor so as to not wake anyone,it sounds like cattle running accross the floor

when i have the vapors(farts) i quietly pass gas,I thought!.what really happens is i rattle the windows in the next room.I have had to turn down the tv,the radio even my cell phone,and the birds outside in the trees are driving me nuts!!! God its great to hear agian!!